The definition of tragedy

When your FAVORITE PEN RUNS OUT OF INK. ): 

For me, seeing this is like a combination of homeless kittens and the day you found out Santa 

wasn't real. Thank goodness I've set aside a portion of my monthly budget for my pens. [: 

{Before you judge me: It's really not that weird if you think about it. Other girls do it for makeup or shoes or some 

other guilty pleasure. I do it for pens, okay? It's cool, trust me.}