- Eating cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner for three days straight once you realize your milk's been expired for over a week. I don't care it makes me sick, I spent good money on that business and I'm gonna use it!
- Putting your bowl in the fridge and your applesauce in the pantry and not realizing it till your roommate starts laughing.
- Completely blanking during your botany final and having to BS the third reason that plants bear fruit. ("To make delicious pies. Obviously!" And somehow I still swung an A...)
- Trying to say "schnitzel" for your German-speaking roommate and ending up swearing.
- Finding your cottage cheese in the pantry. And being unable to remember the last time you would have eaten the stuff.
- Being forced to lean over and ask your study buddy how to spell "won't." Cause... you forgot.
- Sucking up clothes while vacuuming the living room and all getting high on the resulting smoke/fumes. Like, it was bad. But mostly really hilarious.
